TMD Jedi Master?!

Today in class, I was being forced by English Teacher to be the Jedi Master. Wtf, I was forced to break people's stuff? What is this? Are you going to take full responsiblity for the breakage of the items of my classmates? Why don't you just conficate it? Its better then breaking things right? These days, I am under pressure, about homeworks , tests & class affairs. I am getting sick and tired.